I like to rant, and some may say I am pretty good at it - however verbal ranting and written ranting are two completely different things. I find a good rant is generally hard to follow easily, but good text should really be easy to follow.
A good rant should also go on for at least half an hour, thankfully though I do not have a huge amount of free time at my disposal and therefore these are more like mini-rants and not the full fledged thing you may get if you engage me in conversation over the items listed below!
The rants/thoughts below may read easy, they may not - like it or lump it, and with that note onto the first semi-rant about complaining...
If you do find something written here that you find particularly
offensive then tough, you have NO right to complain. Why do I make
this claim? Well am I sat beside you now forcing you to read this?
No! So it is therefore your own conscious choice. I could understand
if I was writing something personal about you but I doubt I will
ever post anything personal on here other than my own thoughts.
My thoughts on these rants are not set in stone and may (and have)
changed over time. They are not here to change your mind or opinion
on some matter, they are not here to amuse you (though they may) or
irritate you (although again they might). They are here because I
have for some reason decided to put them on my site.
If however, reading the above you do decide to read the below and
feel that you want to complain please send an email to
heyidontlikepartorallofyourrant@captin.co.uk whether I will actually
read this email yet alone reply to it is a question that I am sure
you will be able to answer yourself.
noun
a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion